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Sunday, April 5, 2009

PALIN'S SISTER-ON-LAW ARRESTED FOR MULTIPLE BURGLARIES













Crime sort of runs in the family with the Palins. You'll remember that Levi Johnston's mother was arrested on drug charges. Well, now Todd Palin's sister has been arrested on charges of burglary.

Yes, I know Levi Johnston never did marry Bristol Palin, but still ... technically, since he's the father of Tripp, he's still part of the family.

According to the Anchorage Daily News, police reported that Diana Palin, 35, entered a home and attempted to steal cash from the owner’s bedroom. This was in fact, a case of a perp returning to the scene of a crime, as she also broke into the same house on Tuesday and stole $400, according to the police.

Diana Palin was arrested Thursday morning on felony charges of first-degree burglary and misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass and theft. She remained jailed on Friday morning with bail set at $10,000.

Surely Todd and Sarah have $10,000 for his sister-in-law?



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90 comments:

3primecubed said...

"Dallas" and "Knot's Landing" were popular nighttime soaps during the 80's. Now we need "Alaska". The scripts have, practically, been provided. Forget cruises to Alaska. It will soon be on tv. Save your money

jimbei said...

Oh, well...the hypocrisy continues in the family values party. Nothing new.

123dee said...

I like that she has a court appointed attorney. This family will try to get anything for free!

Lisa said...

The soap opera continues...

adlib said...

Every family has a couple of black sheep. The Palin family has a whole herd.

MObamican said...

This is EXACTLY why the "base" LOVES the Palin family!!!!!!

It's like looking in the mirror!!!

turkeyinthestraw said...

What a nice Christian family they are, and to think she could have been Vice Prez, along with her entire dysfunctional family living in the WH.

Shar said...

So this is what REAL Americans are like.

rumplestiltskin said...

Yup yup you betcha. More of those family values of real amurricans.

shanghai slim said...

And Glen Beck dares to "mock" President Obama's aunt and her problems? Sarah Palin was a heartbeat away from embarrassing and destroying America. Karma is a bitch.

keepingfaith said...

Knowing what the right wing would have done if this "family" had been the Obama's is what makes me unsympathetic to their failings.

yermammy said...

Looks like ANOTHER Trooper will be transferred to Fairbanks writing snowmobile noise abatement tickets for the next few years . . . . .

Jacob Von Hogflume said...

Quick, check your silverware Sarah. You never know what she took home after Christmas dinner.

glitch said...

According to ADN.com the sister-in-law took her 4 year-old daughter with her to the break-in... The little girl told cops she had been to the house before...

miss mary said...

Really? Is that true?

That is not cool at all. Who the hell would bring their 4 year old to a break in?

ThomasPatrick said...

the Palin Clan IS the best advertisement for increased educational funding and family planning services...

obamarican said...

It's called karma Gov. Winky, guilt by association, you betcha! ;)

cltclt said...

Pallin' around with thieves.

heavyload6 said...

Them down-to-earth Republican folks sure are a contrast to them uppity, elitist Democrats, ain't they?

maven said...

And Levi Johnson's family is going to be on the Tyra Banks Show on Monday.

Really...quite a family.

magnus_the_rhino said...

Jerry Springer eat your heart out.

petra said...

HAHA... I wonder why Sarah Palin couldn't see that one coming from her porch!

goin broke said...

Snap!

zakfish88 said...

Sarah Palin STOLE $150k in clothes from the RNC that they had to go to her house to retrieve... it runs in the family !

Ravenback47 said...

Ya sure gotta hand it to those Palins - they know how to stay classy!

alaskan99577 said...

2012 is gonna be fun !!

longtimeamericalover said...

You betcha!

Gretchen30 said...

wink

JerrysKid said...

With the governor's family in jail, who's working the carnival circuit this year?

Average American said...

Piper?

canarypapers said...

Look whose hanging out with criminals? And is it just me or does this sister in law look freakishly just like Sarah - without the glasses and done hair?

pensiveobserver said...

And Sacks Fifth Avenue.

ranting tommy said...

The GOP and the Palinistas set Sarah Palin up as the UNBLEMISHED, HOCKEY MOM, WHO WAS A GOOD CHRISTIAN, AND HAD A FAMILY WITH 100% UNTARNISHED MORAL VALUES.

Hers was a family who were ALL perfect role models ....... a family that every other American family should try to emulate and even be jealous of.

Sarah herself, was said to be ETHICAL, WARM, LOVING, CARING, EXPERIENCED, SMART, FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE, A MAVERICK, HONEST, AND THE MOST LOVED GOVERNOR IN AMERICA.

THAT WAS THE GOP ROLL OUT OF SARAH.............. AND THEN WE LEARNED THE TRUTH.

Preaching abstenance, but has an unwed teenaged mother, and who KNEW that her teenaged daughter was having sex with her self proclaimed drug using teenaged boyfriend, IN HER HOUSE.

Having a son who opted for military service just to get out of going to jail for cutting the brakes on 50 school buses. ........... Hardly a patriotic decision (as we were told), but more like saving one's skin.

Lying and stealing from the state with her unauthorized per diems, and falsified travel expenses.

Her disdain and lack of compassion towards those in need ........ Ignoring the plight of rural Alaskans, and refusing stimulus money to help Alaskans in need.

Paling around with drug dealers, house burglars, investment fraudsters and the Washington elite.

ALL "UNCHRISTIAN ACTS" ........... SO SAY THE EVANGELICALS WHO WOULD CRITICIZE ANY ELECTED DEMOCRAT WHO DARED TO HAVE THIS SAME PALIN RECORD........... WHAT DO THE REPUBLICAN EVANGELICALS SAY ABOUT SARAH PALIN NOW?

I hate stupid people said...

Cutting the brakes on "50" (SCHOOL) Buses! Is this true?

If so, the last place he needs to be is in the military trained to legally kill!

cclawyer said...

If sarah stays in GOP politics for a few more years, she might get the chance to wear handcuffs and a jumpsuit too.

redelf said...

That would be worth any price of admission.

skippydoorknob said...

The Palin family has proved to be a greater risk to Alaska than Russia. Maybe the National Guard needs to stand watch outside their house.

kiwiscanfly said...

lol Putin's watching her for us.

gluchnurse said...

'Palin Place...As The Stomach Turns.'
Tune in next week.

obama4life said...

Ah, but you JUST have to appreciate this stuff? Nobody can even dream this stuff up. But it flows out of the Palins like water from a garden hose. I can't wait for the next episode. And you know doc'll be there.

oldenoughtoknowbetter said...

How surprising. Todd's sister is as big a small time crook as his wife. If you're going to steal, make it worth while.

Like per diem for living in your own house, or billing the state for taking your family with you on events there's no need for, other than you're too cheap to hire a baby sitter, or pay their way yourself.

A court appointed lawyer?

The tax payers are paying for her defense? Isn't that socialism?

Don't Todd and Sarah make enough to pay for her defense?

turkishtowel said...

Sarah owes $500,000 in legal fees she can't pay now. I don't think she'll be helping anyone.

Kristen said...

Holy Mary Mother of God...please tell me this woman did not bring her four year old daughter with her on this caper. Unbelievable!

TheIndependent said...

You know that the Palin women love the idea of "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY"

Piper is always trailing behind Sarah on "GOVERNOR DUTY DAYS" and "POSE FOR THE CAMERA DAYS" and "INTERVIEW WITH FOX NEWS DAYS", even though Piper should be in school when these events are happening ............

And now we find out that the sister-in-law takes her daughter with her on "BURGLARY DAYS"

proshot22 said...

wow, you can't make this stuff up! Doc doesn't have to strain his brain coming up with satire when it comes to the Palins... they're self-satirizing!!!

globalcitizen said...

Can't wait to see her wardrobe at the next Republican Presidential Convention.

fougasseu said...

Hmmmm...suppose it might be a bright orange jumpsuit?? ;)

Pancake said...

Wonder how she looks in stripes...

mspye said...

Oscar de la Renta could probably design her a towel.

madbonger618 said...

Let them all have it. Destroy all Conservatives and most Republicans. Four years ago I wouldn't have thought this way but now I think it's the American thing to do. I'm an independent but over the last few years I've grown to despise the Conservative movement with a passion and with that that national representatives of the Republican party.

You can't talk to them, you can't reason with them, you can't trust them. When Rush Limbaugh had his drug problems it was liberal legal groups that came to his rescue. How did that turn out. Rush would be much better if he had gone to jail then.

They'll attack anyone. In their perverted ideology everyone is fair game because they're on a mission from God. Well I'm on a mission myself now. Destroy All Conservative Monsters. They're holding our country back.

semisarcastic said...

Welcome to our little blog. You are absolutely correct. They have gone to the edge of the precipice and there is no finding common ground with them.

mad cathy said...

madbonger618: Hello, and how right you are. If you just watch cable news 3-hours a day like I do, you'll have a front row seat to Repug lunacy.

The pundits have made the financial collapse of world markets an all-inspired Obama plot.

You know. Like we should be frightened of national Health Care, because it's socialism.

And if the rich robber barons and thieves don't approve it on Wall St., nope we ain't getting it.

But we can have fascist pigs & greedy (criminal) CEO's set the rules for our society.

Talk about a New World Order. Just like they planned

. But first you fool the masses. If we don't demand and get social change now for our country, 3rd world status will only be a few years away.
And the Wall St. shysters will be sipping expensive wine and eating expensive caviar, while patting each other on the back on a job well done.

nana4g said...

hear, hear...I had a little respect for Bush and the conservatives at one time but no longer. They're a disrespectful group of liars with no moral compass and I'm with you on destroying all of them.

At one time, I had conservative friends but that ended during the last election. I can't be friends with a people who support this destructive ideology.

costadelbarto said...

As someone who was a Republican and part of the conservative movement up until the 2000 candidacy of GWBush, I know precisely what you mean. People like me never thought we would reach your conclusions either. I had my doubts about GWB and did not vote that year, or in 2004, but those horrendous eight years of warmongering finished it off for good. I feel your pain!

eskimolover said...

This is my good news today! People of the right change when the right becomes becomes wrong. Thank you. I hope there are more and more like you.

cynicallarry said...

ToDate
___________________

Unwed Motherhood - check
Drug Use - check
Drug Dealing - check
Burglary - check
Witch Doctor - check
Wardrobe Overfunction - check
Wardrobe Malfunction - check

Coming Attractions:
________________________

A closeted LGBT to be revealed
A hooker scandal ( vous le vous coucher avec Moose )
A genealogical search show Palin's something-something is a descendant of John Wilkes Booth and Lizzie Borden

keebiejeebie said...

Also, vandalism - check
Tax cheating - check

Gwendolyn said...

This is just one more arrest that would not make the news if not for the fact that it was linked to Sarah Palin who stood up there with her 'holier than thou' attitude and looked down on and called people names.

Fox and all of their Show anchors use her as an Example of their poster child and say if only people could be more like Sarah Palin. I was curious how Fox (and others ) would put out this story and the ' spin ' behind it and leave out details etc or show prejudice.

I can find NO MENTION on the internet linking this story to anything FOX puts out. Hello... remember Greta her BFF..? It's not like Fox doesn't know. They don't want to be part of tarnishing her image in any way.

Fox's NOT covering it is more of a story than the actual arrest.
Try the search yourself .... Good luck.

obamamama said...

AP news: "tire tracks and shoe prints tied Palin to another break-in" Obviously, the Hardy Boys were on the case.

Trifecta said...

and Danger Mouse too.

mork345 said...

Nah, this has Joe Friday written all over it.

t2tim215 said...

Hardy Boys? I suppose it is Alaska, they probably only have 2 policemen - They must be busy bustin' those palins every other day....

doughboy said...

But Nancy "Pelosi" Drew will get to the bottom of it

ill in illinois said...

Mensa member Joe the Plumber to the rescue, brother.

Gustavsaves said...

LOL....where is he now? Last time I heard he was in Iraq.

Anais said...

So I guess Sara Palin is "palling around with burglars" now. What's next? Terrorists?

glenn1441 said...

Yes... burglars are the gateway perps to terrorism.

navarro said...

Now that's funny. ;)

doubledown33 said...

One burglar, one drug dealer.

We really gotta wonder what kinda people Sarah Palin has been pallin' around with. You betcha!

Jacques said...

don't forget an illegitimate granddaughter of a high school dropout. If this woman wasn't a governor her family would be the quintessential type you see on a weekly episode of COPS.

obama4life said...

People who hold themselves and their families up as paragons of Christian virtue, then judge others as they see fit, make themselves targets when the going gets rough.

Sorry, but they deserve as much compassion as they have shown to others. How easily some of us forget the ridicule, condemnation and outright lies that were heaped upon Barack Obama and other progressives during the campaign.

Sorry, I'm not feeling that magnanimous anymore.

guitarhero said...

Word!
I am still miffed about how she/they treated my president and I will never forgive her.

flash said...

You make a very compelling argument...

ikeedikeed said...

Such a lovely family.

jodi said...

Let's hope what happens in Wasilla, stays in Wasilla...

MarkFradl said...

trailer park trash all the way,

reepicheep said...

it's like "Northern Exposure" gone horribly wrong :)

dhokra said...

Amazing competition to be the undisputed black sheep of this family.

twisty said...

lolol

Juno Mary M said...

Wasilla Alaska's crime rate only goes higher the longer Plain stays in office.

Christina said...

When 46% of "us" just salivate over the thought of someone with the (lack of) intellect of Palin becoming the second most powerful "leader" in the world; when they vote for a tired, old warhorse who doesn't even know how many houses he owns and sees the current economy as stable; when their political party thinks that giving even more tax breaks to the rich will end the financial disaster they helped to create . . . I'd say there is something wrong in this country (at least 46% of it, anyhow).

Ack said...

This family has disfunction on all levels, public and private.
Even the inlaws are outlaws.

Nick said...

Let's add it all up -
Notwithstanding Sarah's being under-qualified to hold high national office, we have -
the teenage daughter who is an unwed and undereducated mother (and I mean no offense),
the EX-fiance saying they used protection MOST of the time (gee it wasn't a one time innocent mishap?), the ex-fiance's mother's arrest for seeking to sell drugs,
and now the sister-in-law arrested for breaking and entering....
Not to mention a lot of funny business in Palin's running the Alaskan government....
I wonder if Sarah could even be re-elected governor of Alaska at this point???

tis said...

For the good of Alaska, I hope not...

lightbrigade said...

In one word, NOPE!

nebraskamike said...

HELL yes she could be re-elected. She probably WILL be elected again too. She is the exemplar for all the right wing Republicans. Little things like bad relatives and using state property, bilking tax payers and the like is NORMAL for these folks. They like to tout their "independence" while being on the government DOLE. Reality means nothing to these idiot

Tejano said...

At this point I would lose all respect for Alaskans if they even elected her dog catcher.

camus343 said...

The Obamas--self-made people both--made Americans proud this week, demonstrating intelligence and grace on the world stage.

Meanwhile, these Palin/Johnston losers cluttered up the media landscape with their white trash escapades. The contrast couldn't be more stark.

facingreality said...

You said it!

nostradamus said...

1. Palin chose a guy who was a registered Republican two weeks ago to replace Democrat legislator Kim Elton (who went to work for the Obama administration). The Alaska legislature has nixed the appointment, and she has threatened to take the matter to the Alaska Supreme Court.

2. Palin has now accepted ALL of the stimulus money (see Celtic Diva's Blue Oasis blog for details)

3. Palin's attorney general pick is a gay-bashing director of the NRA, who just happened to be her personal lawyer when she filed an ethics complaint against Randy Ruedrich.

4. When Ted Stevens escaped indictment through prosecutorial misconduct, Palin followed the lead of state GOP leader Randy Ruedrich, calling for a special election to unseat the duly elected and confirmed Democrat Mark Begich. Randy Ruedrich is the guy Palin accused of using state resources for political purposes. The whole thing actually boiled down to Ruedrich's support of a coal bed methane extraction project in the Wasilla area. Palin, her friends and neighbors didn't want it, because it might affect their property values. Oh yeah, and Sarah Palin and a technician she bullied into helping her HACKED Ruedrich's e-mails. And now, Palin and Ruedrich are in bed together - nice!

http://www.adn.com/sarah-palin/story/510276.html

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