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[Disclaimer: Pursuant to the UCC (Uniform Comedy Code), all depictions of events and persons on this site are more real than reality itself, and therefore any resemblance to reality is not really real.]

Unbalanced. Unfair. I report. I decide.

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. If you have already abandoned hope, please disregard this notice. In this blog, you'll be exposed to the way I see things. Lots of things. Stuff I think of. Things that happen. Random weirdness. Occasional seriousness. My life. My world. My universe. My reality. By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind....

Dr. B.

Dr. B.

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

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Click on the following link to go to Paul Sadowsky's birthday calculator page.

Then scroll down to where you see Enter your birthdate:Month Day Year.

Do that and then click on Submit & scroll down for fun statistics and your astrological data.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/Birthday.asp

Here's a copy/paste of how mine came out, to give you an idea of what to expect (note: I got only some of the orange links to work here in the blog, like the song ones. At the Birthday Calculator site, all the links are blue and all work. Sorry for the small print, but I needed to compress all this):

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24 January 1943

Your date of conception was on or about 3 May 1942 which was a Sunday.

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 6.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Anger begins with folly, and ends with regret.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2430748.5.
The golden number for 1943 is 6.
The epact number for 1943 is 24.
The year 1943 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/15/1942 and ending 2/4/1943.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 18 Shevat 5703.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 19 Shevat 5703.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.16.9.1.4 which is
12 baktun 16 katun 9 tun 1 uinal 4 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Sunday, 17 Muharram 1362 (1362-1-17).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 25 April 1943.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 25 April 1943.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 10 March 1943.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 13 June 1943.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 20 June 1943.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 30 September 1943.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 20 April 1943.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 9 March 1943.

As of 7/7/2008 1:16:07 AM EDT
You are 65 years old.
You are 786 months old.
You are 3,415 weeks old.
You are 23,906 days old.
You are 573,745 hours old.
You are 34,424,716 minutes old.
You are 2,065,482,967 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Mischa Barton (1986)Tatyana Ali (1979)Mary Lou Retton (1968)
Nastassia Kinski (1960)Jools Holland (1958)Yakov Smirnoff (1951)
John Belushi (1949)Warren Zevon (1947)Neil Diamond (1941)
Aaron Neville (1941)Maria Tallchief (1925)Ernest Borgnine (1917)
Edith Wharton (1862)

Top songs of 1943
I've Heard That Song Before by Harry JamesPaper Doll by Mills Brothers
Pistol Packin' Mama by Al DexterYou'll Never Know by Dick Haymes
Sunday, Monday or Always by Bing CrosbyThere Are Such Things by Tommy Dorsey
As Time Goes By by Rudy ValleeWhen the Lights Go On Again by Vaughn Monroe
Taking a Chance On Love by Benny GoodmanIn the Blue of the Evening by Tommy Dorsey

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 9.35655577299413 years old. (You old hound dog, you!)

Your lucky day is Saturday.
Your lucky number is 4 & 8.
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Leo.
Your opposition number(s) is 1.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 201 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 66 candles.

Those 66 candles produce 66 BTUs,
or 16,632 calories of heat (that's only 16.6320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 7.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1943 there were approximately 2.5 million births in the US.
In 1943 the US population was approximately 131,669,275 people, 44.2 persons per square mile.
In 1943 in the US there were approximately 1,595,879 marriages (12.1%) and 264,000 divorces (2%)
In 1943 in the US there were approximately 1,417,000 deaths (10.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1943 the population of Australia was approximately 7,269,658.
In 1943 there were approximately 149,295 births in Australia.
In 1943 in Australia there were approximately 67,673 marriages and 4,686 divorces.
In 1943 in Australia there were approximately 74,486 deaths.


Your birthstone is Garnet

The Mystical properties of Garnet

Garnet is used as a power stone
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Emerald, Rose Quartz

Your birth tree is
Elm Tree, the noble-mindedness

Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.


There are 171 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 184 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous.

Here's the link to the Birthday Calculator again:

http://www.paulsadowski.com/Birthday.asp


Sunday, July 6, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY




Click on this link to make your own free fireworks. When you get to the site, click your mouse rapidly all over the screen, open the windows, turn up the sound, and hide from the cops:
http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

WARNING: YOUR ARTERIES WILL CLOG JUST LOOKING AT THIS


Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

Then wash it all down with a bacon martini (click link for pic and recipe):
http://lh3.ggpht.com/allofthecrap2/SFStJyR__uI/AAAAAAAABKs/Ope5fQh0mLQ/s400/image0033333.jpg

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