Dr. B.
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Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
JOE COCKER TRANSLATED
Someone "translated" Joe Cocker's A Little Help From My Friends Woodstock performance (as a birthday present for someone named April - just ignore that). I laughed till I cried, maybe because I've seen the actual unintelligible performance before in the Woodstock movie, and the "translations" are totally hilarious. (TURN UP THE SOUND)
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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Friday, June 13, 2008
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Thanks for this to Buffy, who has personally seen chickens cross the road in Key West, FL)
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
BILL O'REILLY:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...
#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT 'chicken'. And it depends on your definition of 'chicken'.
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
BUFFY KNOWS THAT I PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN .....UNFORTUNATELY I WAS CORRECT
Self-serve regular gasoline is advertised at one-tenth of one cent less than $5.00 per gallon, with mid-grade and premium well over that mark, at a filling station in Arcadia, Calif., Friday, June 6, 2008.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
HILLARY 'SUSPENDS' HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
On Tuesday Hillary proclaimed herself the strongest candidate, but Barack clinched the nomination, winning the necessary 2,118 delegates (who's the strongest candidate now, hmm?).
Saying nothing further until today, Hillary announced that she's 'suspended' her campaign, gave Obama an unqualified endorsement, and pivoted from her role as determined foe to absolute ally. With friends like hers, who needs enemies...
In deciding to suspend her campaign she keeps some options open: she gets to retain her delegates to the nominating convention this summer, and she can continue to raise money.
It also means she could reopen her campaign if 'circumstances change' before the Denver convention. Let your imaginations run wild...
She's expected to campaign now for Obama and to help with fundraising, while seeking his assistance in retiring her $30 million campaign debt.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080607/D915DM382.html
Friday, June 6, 2008
BABY IN A TREE ILLUSION - Thanx SW
No more Barack/Hillary stuff until she makes her "Let's all unite behind Barack for President" speech, scheduled for Saturday, a speech she should have made on Tuesday.
Meanwhile, my daughter Sandy sent a cool illusion, called Baby In A Tree.
Meanwhile, my daughter Sandy sent a cool illusion, called Baby In A Tree.
Can you see the baby?
Keep looking at the picture till you are able to see the baby!
If you can't see it after staring a while, remember: it's called Baby In A Tree...concentrate on the tree branches (once you're able to see the baby, you won't be able to "un-see" it).
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Why Hillary won't be Obama's choice for VP
A party's presidential nominee, in this case Barack Obama, must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation ("vetting") by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee (not a committee-picked VP, a "vetted" VP). In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.I put the term 'finances' in bold type because this is crucial to Hillary's not getting the VP nod. She is married. To Bill Clinton. His finances have to be taken into account in the vetting process. Hillary can not be considered for VP because her husband won't release the names of the contributors to his library, as well as his speech backers -- therefore the vetting process can not be performed. Simple as that.
And why doesn't Hillary withdraw her name from the Presidential race, since Barack has clearly won? When a candidate "suspends" their campaign, as Hillary has done, rather than "withdraws", he or she can still solicit donations to recoup their debts. And Hillary is waaaaaaaaay deep in debt.
She needs to go to campaign rehab......
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
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