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JOHN McCAIN'S PICKED HIS VP. HERE'S THE SKINNY ON ALASKA'S SARAH PALIN

John McCain's vice-presidential pick, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, came in second in the Miss Alaska beauty contest but made the cover of Vogue (above). Once you scratch past that surface stuff, you will find that Palin is an evangelical neocon protestant creationist like Bush: she's opposed to abortion, even opposes rape and incest exceptions (at age 44 she has a baby - Down syndrome - gee, what were the odds? Did you guess correctly that she opposes contraception too?), she opposes all stem-cell research, thinks homosexuality is a sin, opposes gay marriage, and she's open to teaching creationism in the public schools!

She says global warming is NOT man-made (even Bush has reluctantly admitted it is), and she's opposed to adding polar bears to the endangered species list! She is an advocate of drilling for oil everywhere, including in the Alaska National Wildlife Reserve!

She's currently under an ethics investigation by the Alaska state legislature! (A republican under an ethics investigation in Alaska - what a shock!)

Rush Limbaugh loves her, which should tell you something right there. She says "nuclear" with the same "nookular" pronunciation as Bush, which should tell you even more!

Oh, and for any disaffected Hillary supporters out there who are thinking of voting republican in order to get a woman in the White House, please click on the link to visit this eye-opening website: "Sarah Palin isn't Hillary Clinton"

http://www.sarahpalinisnthillaryclinton.com/


Putting Sarah Palin into a debate with Joe Biden is going to be like throwing Howdy Doody into a knife fight! Har! Bring it on! Pass the popcorn.

Anyway, I guess that's it's for now... got to get to bed. We're heading out to Waterloo Premium Outlets on Saturday. C'ya later. Feel free to add Comments here. What's your take on the republican VP nominee?

COULDN'T MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION? NO WORRIES . SPEND AN IMAGINARY DAY WITH US AT CAMP OBAMA

Imagine us, all of us Obamamaniacs, at summer day camp on August 28th out by Lake Barrack...


Itinerary: Camp Obama

8:00-9:00 Non denominational prayer breakfast -- secret Muslims not allowed. (You CAN be Muslim, but you have to be "out". )

9:00-10:00 Group Hope by the dock (followed by the "HOPE TEST" -- no one will be allowed to leave until they have sunk a three-point shot in front of a crowd. Hook shots from the top of the key will also qualify, but only if there are no perspiration stains on the shooter's underarms.)

10:00-11:00 Bowling instruction by Billy Ray Jones Johnson. (Can you look cool in rented shoes? Oh yeah, I think you can. Billy Ray teaches you how.)

11:00-Noon Intramural three-legged race: Empowering the Team Player in You.
Cougars vs. PUMAs (Your partner not pulling her weight? Don't forget to tell her she's pretty.)

Noon-1:00 Lunch with Keynote: "How to not scream, "But McCain's so fucking old! Human life means nothing to him! He loves war! He'll get us all killed!" We don't roll that way at Camp Obama and you won't roll out of here like that either. You will learn how to participate in a measured and civilized debate of just how fucking old and War-crazed he is.

1:00-2:00 HOPE FLOAT AT THE LAKE
The seminar will be given in a flotilla of canoes lashed together. Participants will learn:
1)Where they live.
2)How many houses they have. (We have to know this stuff, evidently. People will ask.)
3)Why the only reason that volunteers are not being paid $5 million dollars a year is so they don't have to worry about that camel through the eye of a needle parable. (Secret Muslims and Jews, ask your Christian Brothers. Catholics, ask your priest - psssst, New Testament.)
4)Why, out of respect for Native American cultures, there is no Camp Obama team called the Hopi. (But why it would totally rule if we could get them on board.)
5)And finally, use of Hope in the application of basic lifesaving skills, and how much more effective the former is when combined with the latter.

2:00-3:00 - Crafts! Basket-weaving, lanyard-making, pottery throwing, and guided meditation: The Hope Against Audacity: Participants will learn how to keep from loosing their mind when confronted with the following audacious precepts:
A)Human life is sacred in the womb, but not in a house in Iraq or New Orleans.
B)Everything should be left to the wisdom of the Market, except for no-bid military contracts and Medicare drug programs.
C)The definition of victory is never ending the game.
D)Knowing what arugula is makes you an intellectual snob.
E)Spending time in a prison camp thirty eight years ago gives you special super powers.
F)Spending money you don't have is somehow different and better than just paying your bills as you go. (Because that's worked so well on everyone's credit cards and mortgages.)

Participants will also learn how to weave "Obama-Mama" into their lanyard or basket gifts for their mothers.

3:00-4:00 -- CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. YOU GUYS PICK THE CAMP OBAMA ACTIVITY FOR 3:00-4:00 o'clock and put it in the comments. (Stay in the spirit of things. No Hannity/Limbaugh talking points. I am, after all, firmly, in the Obama-Rama. Although, any activity that involves keeping Joe Biden from saying patently stupid shit will be appreciated.)

10:00 at home -- Watch TV as Barack Obama accepts the Democratic nomination for President of the United States of America. Any Obamamaniacs who missed it because a Republican took charge of the remote can watch it in full here (turn on audio):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ0gxF869NE

ANYONE WHO THINKS OUR GINGER CAT TONY IS HUGE NEEDS TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CAT!!

SO THAT'S WHY THEIR ANTLERS ARE SO LONG

REMEMBER THE 'ROLE MODEL' (CAT & STATUE) FROM BACK ON MON. AUG, 18? THIS IS NOT THAT

McCAIN - FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

SOMEONE'S A HELL OF AN ARTIST (AND RIGHT!) click to enlarge

I HAVE NO IDEA WTF THIS IS, BUT IT'S DISTURBINGLY FASCINATING

FOR OBAMA/AGAINST OBAMA

PIRATES OF THE CONSTITUTION: HEAD MAN'S MESS

MICHAEL PHELPS AT A YOUNG AGE

MARYKAY SEZ, "THIS NEW CAT FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT!"

HOW TO IMPRESS THE LADIES

DUH

ROLE MODEL

KIEFER SUTHERLAND KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

CONGRATULATIONS TO MICHAEL PHELPS: 8 GOLD MEDALS IN 2008 SUMMER OLYMPICS TO BEAT OUT MARK SPITZ'S 1972 RECORD OF 7...HERE'S MICHAEL WITH EACH MEDAL...

Phelps has won a total of 48 career medals thus far: forty gold, six silver and two bronze. This includes all of the Championships in which he has competed.

Honors and awards:

• World Swimmer of the Year Award: 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007
• American Swimmer of the Year Award: 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007
• Golden Goggle Male Performance of the Year: 2004, 2006, 2007
• Golden Goggle Relay Performance of the Year: 2006, 2007
• Golden Goggle Male Athlete of the Year: 2004, 2007
• ESPY Best Olympic Performance: 2005
• USOC Athlete of the Year Award: 2004
• USSA Athlete of the Year Award: 2003
• World Championships Swimmer of the Meet: 2003
• James E. Sullivan Award: 2003
• Teen Choice Awards - Male Athlete: 2005
• Laureus World Sports Sportsman of the Year Award (Nominated): 2004, 2005, 2008
• USA Olympic Team Member: 2000, 2004, 2008
• Holds the record for most Olympic gold-medals: 14
  
• Holds the record for most Olympic gold-medals in individual events: 10
• Holds the record for most Olympic gold-medals at a single games: 8
• Street in his hometown of Baltimore was re-named 'The Michael Phelps Way': 2004

LADIES' NIGHT AT THE BOWLING ALLEY

HELP!!! KILLER CAT!!!

GOOD THING SHE'S WEARING A HELMET

WHY VIRTUAL PETS AREN'T FOR ME:

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

BEIJING - AUGUST 10: President Moron holds up the American Flag the wrong way at the swimming arena at the National Aquatics Center during day 2 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 10, 2008 in Beijing, China.

SUMMER OLYMPICS EDITION: PRESIDENT MORON MAKES A MOVE ON KERRI WALSH - HANDS HEAD FOR RESTRICTED ZONES

Who does he think he is? Bill Clinton? Unbelievable...


....and the doofus continues to REALLY enjoy the view (gotta be vodka in his water bottle)

AERIAL VIEW: SOME ARCHITECT DESIGNED MANHATTAN BUILDINGS/ROOFTOPS TO SPELL "EAT ME"

KEYBOARD S'MORES - YUM!

FUCKADUCK

MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET HUMILIATION (click pic to enlarge, no pun intended)

FOR SOME REASON, I FIND THIS FUNNY:

THEY SAY PETS RESEMBLE THEIR OWNERS

WHEN LIFE JUST BLOWS, FUKITOL

BLIND SPOT (close right eye - may have to move your head closer or farther back, focus on black star until red star vanishes)

CREATIONIST VIEW OF PALM SUNDAY

DOWN UNDER