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PYONGYANG – The following is a letter from Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, to the people of Iowa.
Dear Voters of Iowa:
In December I became Supreme Leader of North Korea.
Pretty amazing development for a twenty-something who at the time was still living at home and spending all day playing Angry Birds.
But there I was, receiving the cheers of millions of North Koreans, who usually don’t get that excited unless they’ve caught sight of my pork sandwich (LOL).
This is just one of many differences between your country and mine:
In North Korea, we lock up the criminally insane. In America, you let them debate on TV.
Right now you have people running for President I would not trust to take care of my plants.
So whom do I recommend you vote for today?
In a word, me.
If you think about it, I am the most Republican candidate of all...
In North Korea, we have no taxes. We have achieved that through a conservative policy of no jobs.
Also, we have no wasteful “big government” programs providing food, shelter, or safe drinking water.
And am I pro-life? Well, try this on for size: I believe that life begins at conception and ends at starvation.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: I’m too young to be President, since I’m under 35.
Well, who would you rather have running your country, someone who’s under 35, or some Republican whose IQ is under 35? (LOL)
I think when you look at all the facts, voters of Iowa, you’ll realize that Kim Jong-Un is the 'Republican' who most deserves your vote.
And if you’re still not convinced, remember this: at least I’m not Mitt Romney.
Peace out yo,
Your Supreme Leader
(Many thanks to Buffy for being my sounding board for this blog -- Doc)
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