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Friday, January 21, 2011

SHOOTING SUSPECT RELEASED AFTER NOT BREAKING ANY ARIZONA LAWS






TUCSON, AZ — Jared Lee Loughner was released from custody this afternoon when it was determined that the suspect—accused of a shooting spree that left six dead and 14 injured, including Rep. Gabrielle Giffords—had not technically broken any Arizona state laws.

"While Loughner is clearly a deranged madman who, with this heinous, tragic act, has proved to be a danger to himself and others, he has not explicitly violated any statutes currently on the books in Arizona," Pima County Attorney Barbara LaWall said of the man whom witnesses saw murdering a 9-year-old girl and a federal judge.

"We can only hope that if he acts out again, another Arizona citizen will be legally carrying a concealed firearm and be able to stop him."

LaWall told reporters that the only way her state would have any legal recourse in the brutal slayings would be if Loughner were Mexican.



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Saturday, January 15, 2011

IMPRESSED WITH SPEECH, FOX NAMES OBAMA AN HONORARY AMERICAN


Impressed by his speech at the University of Arizona the other night, the Fox News Channel today took the extraordinary step of naming President Barack Obama an honorary American.

"Let's face it, he's earned it," said Fox host Glenn Beck. "I don't care where he came from, he's one of us now."

Naming President Obama an honorary American was only one of a series of conciliatory moves made today by what promises to be a kinder, gentler Fox News.

A network spokesman said that starting this week, Fox would air one minute of civil discourse every Sunday at 4 AM.






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