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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

a 'GAYthering Storm'

The Gathering Storm ad by NOM which I posted a few days back has spawned many parodies in its short life. I posted Stephen Colbert's parody ad and one other video for good measure.

Now Funny or Die is getting in on the fun with a star-studded version that boasts Alicia Silverstone, Lance Bass, George Takei, and Sarah Chalke. The ad offers an answer to the gay marriage issue: a giant gay-repellent umbrella that will shield god-fearing Americans from the storm.

WATCH:






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105 comments:

Joey B said...

Colbert's version was superior--I especially loved the "Oh no, the homo storm got me!" moment.

But something as stupid as the original ad can never be parodied enough.

demninja said...

Amen...*

rontun said...

I disagree. Colbert's was funny, but so was this.

Bring on as many parodies to this preposterous bigoted ad as we can!

There's plenty of room for more...

cynicallarry said...

This is a great video. Props to the celebs who organized this. I hope this gets the message out.

whatsthatsound said...

OH NOES!!!!
It's raining teh gays!!!

dlinguist said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maxx said...

"... and it'll be choreographed. It'll be good."

Ha-ha!

akatherder said...

Now that's freakin' FUNNY!!!

allbluezoo said...

"Gay people will start falling out of the sky.......they will dance at us"

LOL!

Churchilldowns said...

It will be choreographed. And it will be good..

keepingfaith said...

And it will be choreographed!

snuffaluffagus said...

George Takei was the best. However, Colbert's parody has this one beat by a comedy mile. "Oh no! The homo storm got me!!" LOL.

jimbei said...

Making fun of ignorance is so fun. Ha! The ExtremeRethug/Christians are the laughing stock of the world.

123dee said...

would argue that Rethugs (what is left of them) in general are the laughing stock of the world.

3primecubed said...

OMG! It's the Gay Rain Army!!!

ROFL!

Lisa said...

So disappointing that the website giantgayrepellantumbrella.com isn't real...

MObamican said...

I love George Takei.

Everyone in the video was hilarious. I was cracking up as people tried to wipe off gay falling from the sky.

Is it catching? ;}

Shar said...

I don't want our children catching the gay!

rumplestiltskin said...

I believe you meant "teh gay."

turkey in the straw said...

teh?

shanghai slim said...

popular with computer geeks who type so fast that 'the' is often mistyped as 'teh' - and now is actually preferred!

yermammy said...

lol, "paid for by God and doctors."

Jacob Von Hogflume said...

If it's gay weather, shouldn't it be a rainbow?

glitch said...

Thank you so much. I never realized what a serious problem gay marriage is until I saw this!

BTW, isn't one of the actors that guy from Star Wars Hayden Christiansen? I'm not gay, but he's still pretty hot.

miss mary said...

Where are the Weathergirls when you need them? ("It's raining men")

ThomasPatrick said...

Thanks doc! This was great!

obamarican said...

STOP IT STORM!!! It's raining Wiggles!!!

cltclt said...

That was too funny! Thank you Dr B!

Andrew S said...

Got some pretty famous celebrities/stars to act in the video. Impressive!

adlib said...

All the giant umbrella makers are busy building our wall with Mexico.

heavyload6 said...

Funny, I especially liked when the little gay people started falling from the sky.

maven said...

Is that Sophia Bush in the plaid shirt?

magnus_the_rhino said...

How come it never rains gay ladies?

petra said...

Because so many straight guys fantasize about a lesbian sandwich. We don't want to go there, really!

goin broke said...

Wouldn't a lesbian sandwich be filled with lesbians? And, what does that have to do with the scary storms of marriage?

alaskan99577 said...

Few people care that much about lesbian love. After all, it's a guy fantasy. It's mostly men who hate the idea of men getting married (or "doing it") I think.

JerrysKid said...

Doctors hate gay marriage! (even gay doctors)

longtimeamericalover said...

Huh?

Ravenback47 said...

I could use an umbrella that can withstand the winds in lower manhattan.

Gretchen30 said...

Lions and Tigers and GAYS, OH MY !!

canarypapers said...

classic

pensiveobserver said...

I know Lance Bass and George Takei are gay... Anybody know if Alicia Silverstone's gay? Just asking...

cclawyer said...

I think she's married.

redelf said...

She has a husband.

skippydoorknob said...

We all know married men and women are never gay, unless they're evangelical neocon repubs!

kiwiscanfly said...

"They'll dance at us, it'll be choreographed and good"

LOL

gluchnurse said...

Colbert's was better, but I really did love the 'I also have a problem with their hot lunch program' part.

nebraskamike said...

Now that was some funny stuff. I love it.

Kristen said...

It's raining men! Oops, gay men, not much for a straight girl here. I suppose there will be the usual flash floods?

Tejano said...

I liked the Latino imitating the Latino from the original.

obama4life said...

They should have bought the domain GiantGayUmbrella.Com, but they didn't. Hmmm

turkishtowel said...

Somebody else actually bought the domain giantgayrepellantumbrella.com, when they saw that Funny or Die didn't do it. Posted the video there, too.

ranting tommy said...

Here is my dream spoof of this absurd ad. You keep all the scary storm brewing part in the beginning, but the when it comes time for the personal testimonies... Cut to Vera Wang who says "I am a New York fashion designer, forced to choose between my good taste and making wedding gowns out of flannel." Cut to Rudy Guiliani who says "I am a former New York mayor who knows that marriage is a sacred union between one man and his second cousin." Cut to Liza Minelli who says "I am a Hollywood legend whose pool of potential husbands will dry up completely if the gays are allowed to marry each other." Then back to that BS at the end of the ad and close.

madbonger618 said...

That ad I would love to see!

fougasseu said...

Lance Bass is getting really butch.

proshot22 said...

agreed

globalcitizen said...

This is great! Go George & pals!

TheIndependent said...

Hilarious -- it makes the original look like a bunch of loons -- which they are!

oldenoughtoknowbetter said...

I agree. Although I think it's their POSITIONS AND BELIEFS that make them look like loons. No parody needed! :-)

semisarcastic said...

Our planet is dying because of excess human reproduction. It will not be long before the entire planet is over run with humanoids and every forest is leveled. Only homosexuality can save us from this disaster. So we should not only respect gay marriage, we should accept it, foster it, and even encourage it. Only when half of the people of this planet are invested in gay relationships will this planet be safe.

Newsmonger said...

that was a south park episode.

mspye said...

"It will be choreographed. And it will be good." was the best part.

ProudObamacan said...

Humor has always been the best way to disarm this issue. Thankfully some clever satirists finally seized it.

mad cathy said...

This is hilarious, and it has Miss Yvonne! Love it!

nana4g said...

Yay, Miss Yvonne!

nostradamus said...

As Progressives, we should be concentrating on getting the Employee Free Choice Act passed into Law. Gay Marriage, with or without reactionary ads against it, is not politically viable. Civil unions are.

Most importantly, the Corporations that run everything - and especially the Media - would rather have people concentrate on GM, because this issue is microscopic to them, compared with EFCA. With EFCA passed into Law, Corporations will lose a vast amount of their power.

In other words, if Liberals, Democrats and Progressives want to continue fighting for Gay Marriage, we could lose the infinitely more important battle for EFCA.

Matt said...

I think it is a battle that should be fought on state levels first. Once enough states go for it, the federal will follow.

And of course, in the meantime the gay-marriage friendly states pick up all the dough from those who move there. :()

eskimolover said...

or we could win them all.

camus343 said...

hilarious!

keebiejeebie said...

Too funny!! Makes the opposition look exactly as they are....ridiculous.

Gwendolyn said...

indeed!

obamamama said...

the only thing that gay marriage harms is christians and their ability
to be in everyone's business...

canto do galo said...

I agree with you 100%

The problem is: The anti-gay/so-called Christians and Catholics cannot manage their own business!!

Therefore, they interject their hypocritical beliefs on American politics hoping that everyone will be as screwed up as they are !!

The fact is: gays/lesbians/transgenders will probably be more committed in their married relationships since they have fought so hard for it - and besides, equal is equal. The Bible IS NOT THE AMERICAN BOOK OF LAW !!!!

Trifecta said...

people say they want family values, and these (gay) people are trying to start families! why oh gohd why are they (bible idiots) trying to stop em? :)

mork345 said...

I'm still not convinced that the original was 'real'. Something 'Onion' about it.

t2tim215 said...

Oh yes.....it was real. These people are serious in their fear of gay marriage.

doughboy said...

The $1.5 million spent on it was certainly real.
Onion doesn't do budgets like that.

ill in illinois said...

oh my god -- giant gay repellent umbrella!! thank you for finding this doc!! i haven't laughed this hard in a verrrry long time.

Juno Mary M said...

The people who feel threatened by gay marriage are most likely afraid of other kinds of people as well.
If they fear having a gay couple in their neighborhood, then they probably don't want families moving in who are a different skin color, a different religion, from another country, speaking a language other than English, etc.

Anais said...

LOL...this was hilarious! I LOVE Sarah Chalke from Scrubs!!

Gustavsaves said...

I was really hoping for an "oh my" from George Takei.

glenn1441 said...

Why do people who oppose gay rights always "I totally support gay rights" -- ? Just the people who also say "I'm a democrat, but Obama has gone too far" and "I don't like torture, but we need it and they had it coming"

navarro said...

So THAT's what Alicia Silverstone has been up to.

doubledown33 said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. B -- Didn't know this one would make me laugh as much as Colbert's mockery but it did. Should have known you wouldn't post it if it wasn't at least comparable to Colbert's (and what a cast!!!)

Jacques said...

Hilarous.

Gotta love those wacky Fundy Christians. Guess they missed the part of the Bible that says, Judge not.

guitarhero said...

They love to magnify a few obscure verses about homosexuality and practically ignore the anti-capitalist theme running from cover to cover.

ikeedikeed said...

I think I just felt a raindrop.

And here's a good parody video too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGR8YDd_lU

jodi said...

ROTFL

"No actual gay people were harmed in the making of this ad"

Well done. lol

flash said...

Alicia Silverstone is still really pretty :)

I'm glad we have the cooler people on our side :)

oregon_ivy said...

All those people preaching against gay marriage should build an ark before the storm gets here.

Then maybe they can sail away and leave the rest of us to live our lives however and with whomever we choose.

MarkFradl said...

Very funny!

reepicheep said...

Love Thy Neighbor. Except if they are gay, pro-choice, dark skinned or non-Christian. The Right continues its witch hunting.

dhokra said...

What is really delicious about all this is that NOM opened up a huge can of Whoop-ass on itself with their ad. There must be about a dozen of these parodies out now. Some are better than others, but they are all pretty funny. NOM's "Gathering Storm" spot has become a camp classic. Not, I think, what they were aiming for.

twisty said...

I hope people make parodies of every. single. stupid. thing. the fundies put out. Maybe making them a huge joke will shut them up.

Christina said...

Hopefully the NOM-nuts will all gather in Texas (droughts there, you know) and then Texas will secede. Problem solved.

Aunt J-ha said...

I loved seeing Jason Lewis from ABC's Brothers & Sisters in the parody... he plays a gay man on the show, but I don't know if he is or not gay himself.

Rubicon said...

Asked if he's gay, Jason says he's NOT and quickly rallies as an ally: "In the world we're living in, gay people are still horribly discriminated against. Why does anybody need to be so affected by someone else's happiness? Some of these people show up 20 years in a row at the county clerk's office [to get married] knowing they're going to be turned down. That's dedication and love...These are decent people."

http://glaadorg.nexcess.net/cinequeer/2008/04/jason-lewis-gay-iconand-straig.html

Buffy said...

When the original storm ad (the "real"one) was posted by Doc I thought it was a spoof. I still have a hard time believing it's real. I know it is but honestly--who thinks this stuff up?

I have to say this. I am so pissed off by people who "claim" and proclaim that they have the only truth based on the word of God the bible. I've read the same book. Here's what I read. Jesus Christ never, ever, said one word against gay people--not ever. He had gay friends. When he sent one of his people to fetch the colt on what we call Palm Sunday he said to go and find a MAN carrying a water jar...Men in biblical times didn't carry water jars--the guy was gay (I'm not kidding) and he was close enough to Jesus to help him during a politically very dangerous time.
I'm pissed off because Jesus is my Hero, and the fundies in their undies are claiming only they knew what He was about. Well He was about love and tolerance,forgiveness and acceptance. I hope I can find it in my heart to forgive these dopes who have screwed with that message for their own political and power issues.

Oh and just for the record God made gay people. I for one can not believe God would do that and then expect them to live loveless lives without family , friends, and yes children.

I said to my beloved Dr. B--my husband and my best friend--there is non evolving, evolving and evolved. Our fundie brothers and sisters need to learn a lot more about evolving--right after they figure out the earth is older than 6000 years.

Sorry for the rant Tommy-I am not trying to compete with you--(you can't hold a candle next to the sun) I'm just so frustrated with the inhumanity of the so called "Christian Right" what an oxymoron that is.

Oh and one more thing--the next person who says to me "It's in the Bible-man should not lay with man" get's invited to my house for pork chops--but only if they put their shoes on the correct way..

Dr. B. said...

That's my gal! ROTFLMAO!!! xxxoooxxx
"Fundies in their undies" Hahahahaha

Dr Mum said...

Don't mess with Dr. B. and Buffy, fundies, you'll be gargling pork chops

highandmighty said...

I think it was Jon Stewart who said that these people are fighting for their Gawd Given right to discriminate against people.

Aunt J-ha said...

The original NOM ad is preaching to the choir, in an attempt to stir them up. It's not an effort to get converts. So the people in that choir already believe the things being said, they don't need a rational explanation. I think the doctor thing may be referring to the fertility doctors who refuse to treat lesbians. There's already been a CA Supreme court case on that one.

ranting tommy said...

The republicans are pushing gay this and that, abortion this and that down American throats.

I'm with Buffy (and I loved your rant btw!) - The point is Don't Push your Ideologies, keep them where they belong - within your own homes and churches.

Mainstream and mainstreet America have bigger issues to concern themselves with and the bible thumpers or false idealogues are not helping by throwing more into the pot for the sake of electing Repubs.

They are trying to complicate everyday matters with these non issues where most Americans are concerned. It is just another subversive tactic by a party with no ideas and no patriotism.

Christina said...

Posting again, sorry.

Because they;re not big stars, most probably don't know them, but three of my three favorite funny lesbians were in that:

Jane Lynch (but of course)

Liz Feldman

and Erin Foley (but she had no dialogue!)

The gathering storm ad folks (NOM!) are somewhat like the teabaggers in that they obviously HAD NO FUCKING IDEA how they were setting themselves up for easy ridicule.

adlib said...

can this umbrella also protect me from sex, drugs, and rock&roll ??

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