Original Caption: US President Barack Obama, center, and standing behind him are his wife first lady Michelle Obama, left, and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, right, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the Palais Roham in Strasbourg, France, Friday, April 3, 2009.
Surely you see the possibilities...
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As Carla dares Barack to turn around...so does Michelle.
Under intense and somewhat embarrassing scrutiny, President Barack Obama momentarily loses his focus.
Carla smirks as she sees Sarkozy vainly look around for the soapbox she hid earlier.
Rarely does a camera lens portray the focus of the media so brilliantly.
"They call it a menage a trois in America too, no?"
michelle: when we get back to the room that ass is mine, i hope he's ready!
carla: i wonder if they do it regularly, with nick i just don't want to :(
barack: last night was a blur...
Oh, mon dieu ! Tu es sérieux ? Ma Michelle!
Mon Dieu, he even looks good from the back!
Barack does look like Prince Charles from the back, like someone left the car doors open.
Wow, these first 100 days are just a blur.
A certain someone Presidential had been leaving the toilet seat up again.
Barack seems a little out of focus ... maybe he needs that antihistamine in my pocket so he can be "Claritin clear".
Heartbroken that he couldn't ride the rollercoaster, President Sarkozy runs in tears from his taller counterparts.
President Obama's attempt to recreate Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video didn't quite work out as planned...
Michelle: "That bitch better stop staring at my man"
Carla: "mmm Michelle is so hot...Dayum, Barack is a lucky man"
STOP LOOKING AT THE DAMN CAMERA!!!
Geez, amateurs!
"Ladies, tonight one of you will get a rose, and the other will go home...."
lol what's that from, the Bachelor?
Michelle Obama dons a new bouffant hairdo for her European tour, so she can be taller than Carla Bruni
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Michelle come over.
the president leaves Michelle and Carla to discuss the details of their up coming ménage à trois
President Obama visits Madame Troussaeu's wax museum where he was photographed walking past the current first ladies.
Damn.........I told him he should wear boxers today.
Carla: God, I wish Nicolas was that tall.
Carla Bruni: "Barack could be had."
Obama: "Handling North Korea is a breeze compared to these two".
Hey Michelle, does he have any brothers?
'Obsessed' - staring Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Michelle: 'If I catch her looking at him like that ONE MORE TIME..."
Barack : OK Girls... Let's shoot some hoops.
Michelle? You and I are shirts. Heh.
My beau is hotter than your beau!
Barack: I know ladies. My ass beats all of the G-20.
Carla: I'm trying my best not to look.
Michelle: You'd better not even think about it.
There once were these Head's of States wives
Acting proper and good all their lives
But when Barack shook his booty
Even while acting snooty
It made them break out in sex hives
Though botox injections prevent it, carla is actually looking at obama and smiling.
the nerve. she touches the queen and i married one!
ouch!
Michelle: "That's my man."
Carla: "God, I wish that was my man".
Stepford wives and their commander-in-chief.
Barack thinking: I hope Michelle didn't notice that Carla winked at me
michelle and carla both thinking: what i wouldn't give for palin's wardrobe budget.
love it
whoever turns away first loses.
Obama thinking "Change I Can Believe In"
"They hate to see him leave but love to watch him go."
Bruni: Hmmm...I wonder if he can...
Michelle: Yes, HE CAN!
Carla thinking: "Don't look at his butt... just DON'T!
Michelle thinking: "She better not be lookin' at his butt!"
Barack: "I know they're back there, checkin' out my butt."
British News Correspondent, clearly more interested in what the wives are wearing, focuses his camera on them and not on the President.
Carla: "Is it twue what they say about black men being...... gifted?"
Michelle: "It's twue! It's twue!"
Carla to Michelle: Could we free trade husbands?
Michelle, thinking: "You wish, bitch!"
Behind every great man stand two women, in focus.
Focus Honey, Focus!
Carla: Want him!
Michelle: Got him!
Carla: "Oh it's on!"
Michelle: "Bring it."
Suddenly the words "Mocha or French Vanilla" take on a new meaning to the young president....
They're right behind me, aren't they?
Michelle: "Bet you wish your husband was as hot as mine? Don't cha!"
They are totally holding hands behind his back.
"Hey Carla, How do you say 'he's mine' in French?"
(Il est le mien)
Carla: "mmmm I'd Love to be the creme in this Oreo cookie"
"Can you tell him to get out of our shot?" "He's your husband, you tell him."
Pictured are two beautiful people and........Michelle Obama.
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Carla Bruni looks on helplessly as Michelle quietly hums the song, "My Guy."
Is that hair on his jacket?
Does she see that hair on his jacket?
I hope there is no hair on my jacket.
Photograph by Nicolas Sarkozy
Michelle to Carla..."Yep, its true, once you go Barack, you never go back!"
Michelle -
"If he calls me Carla again I'll strangle him!"
Barack's penchant for spontaneous blurring worries his wife, to the amusement of Carla Bruni
"We get a turn in front... when?"
It's good to be the Prez.
Behind every successful man is a woman, beside her is his wife.
The two first ladies try hard not to show their embarrassment as Barack tries to hail a cab using only his mind.
Vous lez vous couche avec moi ce soir ?
Ooh, mama like...
Bow chica bow wow!
Barack: Yes we can!
Carla: Oh, I wish HE could...
Michelle: I wish he WOULD!
Carla: I wonder...
Michelle: I know.
Photographers complain that "some guy" keeps getting in the way of their shot
lol!!!!
Barack Obama is no longer the focus of attention at the G20 Summit
What happens in Strasbourg, stays in Strasbourg
Carla: We definitely need closer relations with America.
After 20 minutes in Strasbourg, France surrenders to America
Psst, Michelle... Michelle? Toilet paper on his shoe. I repeat toilet paper on his shoe.
Carla: I'd hit that.
After way too much champagne last night and a game of truth or dare gone terribly too far, it was a very awkward morning...
Oh, President Obama, vous etes mon petit bon bon, cafe au lait. Non?
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