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Thursday, September 24, 2009

VALUES VOTERS CONVENTION LEAVES DC; STIFFS HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS


As the Value Voters Convention packed up and left Washington DC today the Convention & Visitors Bureau was inundated with complaints from hotels and restaurants that the coventioneers had skipped out on their bills.

Hotels and restaurants were not the only complainants. There was similar cries of distress from waitresses and cab drivers across the city.. One waitress told of serving a table of four, two man and two women, and after a $120.00 tab left a tip of a dollar. Another waitress reported that a couple leaving the restaurant had picked up the tips from other tables and pocketed the money.

Several cab drivers of Pakistan and Indian descent told of passengers calling them A-Rabs and leaving the cab without paying while the DC Madam reported that she couldn't supply enough girls for SM & kinky sex to satisfy the demand from the conventioneers and one girl returned saying a customer tried to pay her with a Gideon bible and called her a Jezebel when she refused.

The Washington Post reported that Jerome McNair, a quadriplegic Viet Nam war veteran that for fifteen years has positioned himself outside of The Hilton Hotel asking for donations had his donation box stolen twice right before his eyes. He is the sole support for a family of four. He told the Post that the woman conventioneer had shouted as she stole the box..."Get a job...deadbeat"

The Convention & Visitors Bureau said it was the largest number of complaints ever received for one convention.

As the participants left the closing ceremony singing "Yes...Jesus Loves Me.....there was not a cab in sight at the convention center.



Jon Stewart points out the hypocrisy of Values Voters; bonus - a 'flaming' Tom DeLay:

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124 comments:

Dr. B. said...

Doc's back, at least for today, no promises for the future... just couldn't let this Values Voters shit go by (or Jon Stewart's take on it)

Wumpie said...

Welcome back doc. We'll take what we can get.

The first video was so bizarre, it was like you were watching a tv show, not a news broad cast.

And Stewart's back too, and hilarious!

costadelbarto said...

I suggest we deal first with the MSNBC reporter's dilemma covering these assholes. Reminds me of the video of the "ANGRY MOB" shouting down a CNN reporter on doc's previous blog, when he last actually blogged.

BeltwayBandit said...

"I guess they don't want to people hear... to know what's going on... even though the press has been invited in, huh?" - the reporter

Lisa said...

IMHO, if a journalist is doing a report live from a scene, they should be allowed to do their work without being shouted down or interrupted.

snuffaluffagus said...

The reporter was being respectful of his surroundings and was speaking in hushed tones as he gave his report. There was no "disruption" until attendee Linda Putz, created a scene.

TXfemmom said...

When you look at their values they would fit right in with the values of the Taliban. Will America be the next Afghanistan?

hardcorelib said...

Doesn't anybody wonder why the event organizers did not set up a press area for reporters to do their live segments? This looks like DISORGANIZED VALUES VOTERS who set it up this way to make the press look horrible, which fits right in with their "liberal media" LIE!! Supply the reporters an area to report from, Christian Taliban.

Paka74 said...

We all know what the Value Voters mean by "strict construction of the Constitution." Far different from what the founders meant or as the Courts have interpreted it.

semisarcastic said...

photo

Can you imagine being responsible for making the Power Points for such ludicrously intolerant presentations as they listed? They might as well just show some witches burning on a loop and hope no one asks them what else floats in water...

3primecubed said...

values my ass. Most of the people at this conference would not know a value if it stood up and smacked them in the face not to mention they have to learn there are different values for different folks and that having different values does not make you a bad person.

jimbei said...

'value voters' indeed! Isn't that like a 'peacekeeper' missile? When did hate and ignorance become so valuable?

MObamican said...

Greed, intolerance, hypocrisy, ignorance....... I am not sure why these folks are so pleased with their "values", but boy, they sure are.

dianhow said...

Obviously, some people prefer to do their hating in private. With cameras turned on, a neighbor might recognize them and realize how bigoted they are.

turkeyinthestraw said...

I wonder if all these "Values Voters" referred to the President as a Socialist, Marxist, Fascist, Communist, Nazi ? I'll bet they even had games for the kiddies. Remember "The Family That Hates Together, Stays Together."

bonuspersona said...

I think congress should subpoena Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck & Rupert Murdoch & have them explain why they believe their encouragement of this & other types of behavior has been beneficial to the country.

Shar said...

I love the way that the woman who paid to be there wouldn't stop talking. She was going to get her 15 minutes of fame dammit!

ranting tommy said...

The Republican­s/Conserva­tives are having a national meltdown ! Good grief, what is wrong with these people ? It's like some sort of mass hysteria ! Teabaggers, Birthers, Calling the President a Socialist, a Marxist, a Communist, a Fascist, a Nazi, Disrupting town Hall Meetings, bringing guns to political events, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Joe Wilson, Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Values Voters ! This is becoming Dangerous ! It has to Stop !! For the sake of our Country, both Democratic & Republican Congressional Leaders must make a joint appearance together & agree that this is getting totally out of hand ! Republicans have got to stop being afraid of being denounced by Rush Limbaugh !!

rumplestiltskin said...

Where do they come up with their silly names, Value Voters... riiight.

yermammy said...

Compassionate Conservati­sm...LMAO!

rxvettte said...

Values Voters? Maybe they call themselves that because they worship Profit?

Jacob Von Hogflume said...

There is always some little mindless christian cult set up in some abandoned convenience store in a strip mall, with their homemade signs... and the name of the hideous little cult of morons always has the name 'freedom' or 'victory' in it, but usually one of the words is misspelled because they are so STUPID. 'Value voters' indeed!!!!!! They would not know what is of real value if it jumped on them.

aaronx said...

That lady actually paid real money to be there? Yikes.

miss mary said...

I like the crawl on the screen "Carrie Prejean to speak..."

CARRIE THE PLUMBER

adlib said...

people who love living in darkness should not open their windows........

cynicallarry said...

"Countering the homosexual agenda in public schools?

"Obamacare. Rationing Your Life Away"

How about calling this the Values Truth Void Summit.

glitch said...

People with real values don't vote for politicians who pander to this bunch.

ikeedikeed said...

Would Jesus be for the public option? I think so.

revjeff said...

And he would cast insurance executives out of the temple!

jewbag said...

The whole shtick at the conference about pornography turning you gay because it turns your desire inward is straight out of the right wing German playbook circa 1930.

Christina said...

Think Progress had someone videotaping at the Family Research Council's "Values Voters Summit" and they caught Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff for Republican Senator Tom Coburn, saying some bizarre things about homosexuality and pornography. During a panel discussion on "The New Masculinity", Schwartz denounced pornography as a "blight" and a "silent disease" before stating that it causes young boys to become homosexuals.

"Homosexuality is inflicted on people... But all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. And that in fact is what it does. I know couples now who are struggling with the husband's addiction to pornography. It's a terrible thing. And that's what happens. And, you know, if it doesn't turn you homosexual, it at least renders you less capable of loving your wife. And it's something you need to be healed of."

sixfingers said...

What is this weird obsession conservatives have with homosexuality. I think they protest too much.

mainemomma said...

What we really learned from the 'values voters' speakers: they desire hot steamy sex with the same gender after watching their favorite porn selections.

stevier said...

After seeing Jon Stewart's video, I think the speaker at the value summit found the intellectual level of his republican and religious zealot audience - 10 year old boys.

adlib said...

They're aiming too high.

obamarican said...

A Boston-based writer I met at least two decades ago described the then-rising religious majority in the GOP as "organized sexual obsession."

Nice to see from the "values voters" video that nothing has changed.

cltclt said...

Jon Stewart has helped greatly to destroy the ugly, violent, greedy entity known as the republican party. It is writhing in its death throes and occasionally raises its ugly head but it will soon be over.

Thanks Jon, America loves you!
Thanks for today's blog doc. Love ya too!

abigail said...

Valueless Voters.

Andrew S said...

If that speaker is saying that ten year old boys are anti-homosexuality, that's ridiculous. Just because you call a kid you don't like "faggot" on the playground doesn't mean you're anti-homosexuality. It just means you're repeating bad words you've learned at home or from other kids.
Good job, Daily show. Always a treat! Glad you're back doc, if only for today's blog.

TheIndependent said...

They are the party of 'VALUES', right! Let's count them-Gov of SC, Sen & Rep from Arizona, Gov from alaska quits her job to pursue $$$(a true Republican, only today the minority whip and other Republicans defend an insurance company (this one takes the cake), no to healthcare for ALL, Cantor advises that a woman dying from tumors turn to a government program(irony of this is too much since he opposes govt programs) or look for charity. The Republican party is truly the party of value! Give me a Democrat or Independent anytime!

kiwiscanfly said...

Stewart has never been more right on.

If you can find ONE masculine move in Tom Delay's performance..as he self described "dancing" with "getting in touch with his feminine side" I'll pay you 100 dollars.

Delay's entire performance was DRIPPING with his "feminine side" in fact, after that I have such a better understanding of Tom Delay all of these past years.....

He truly FREED himself at last.

TomInJax said...

Tom is what we like to call "a big ol' bottom"

keepingfaith said...

stewart shines the light into the dark corners of rethugicants better than most and uses humor to get his points across
I am a christian and resent value voters
they do not speak for me or for any true christians

nostradamus said...

If you want to find "true" Christians, do not look in Christian churches.

Look for the people who are feeding the homeless with no religious strings attached, or the people who already have healthcare but are rallying and marching for universal healthcare, or the liberal religious groups who are flying the rainbow flag in order to invite all people of goodwill into their midst.

Look for groups and individuals who are willing to give aid and comfort to anyone in need without any religious ties.

And if you are truly interested in weakening the power of value(less) voters, try to stop government gifting for religious activities under the guise of religious "initiatives."

Look around you at the new christian church facilities, including religious schools, which have been built since BushCo. started buying the votes of the religious right.

CommentoErgoSum said...

You speak truth, Oh Wise One.

Lindsey Graham and Tom Delay ........ COME ON BOYS.........OUT OF THE CLOSET....its OK....we all know anyways.....

heavyload6 said...

Don't forget Mitch McConnell and Bill Kristol.

USADownUnder said...

Pseudo- Christo-homophobes. How's that for the correct term for them?

Average American said...

Stewart's depiction of Delay's phallic-riding dance move can only be described as a skewering

mav said...

"Value Voters" .... ? Do these people even know what values are? Where did they attend school? Did they ever go to school, because they act like they just awoke from some 700 year coma? About the only thing they aren't doing is burning witches at the stake ... yet!

ProudObamacan said...

I especially loved the former Miss USA who once railed against gay marriage standing up there preaching tolerance. That was a hoot and a half ... yeah, scream tolerance whenever it suits you. Never mind all the people you'd like to see treated like second-class citizens in this country.

Reason #456,789,2­31,5468,62­6,235,402, Sub-section B of why I'm no longer a Republican.

magnus_the_rhino said...

Say what you want but a grown man stating that he has been closely associated with pre-adolescent boys ages 10 - 12 then states...It is my observation that boys of [around 10] have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that's because they don't want to be that way. They don't want to fall into it..."

SCREAMS for an investigation!!!

TXTitan2001 said...

I agree. There is something not right about a grown man asking 10 year old boys about sexuality. What did he do that this conversation came up?

kbella said...

EXACTLY!!

petra said...

Co-sign.

goin broke said...

Not so long ago, these Theocratic Fascists were ( almost ) in control of our country. Now, they are what they should have been all along: laughingstock. However, everyone must remember that their first priority remains turning the United States into a theocracy.

texas made me retarded said...

And that's why we can't just ignore them even if they are in the minority.

alaskan99577 said...

Why are these people so fascinated by homosexuality, and why are SO many of them homosexuals? Conflicted between their own drives and the taboos of their Party and Church, they are the most brittle and tense people on the planet.

Ravenback47 said...

I've pondered this a lot and have come up with a theory. In certain people who are homosexual (from birth, mind), their environment has taught them that it is wrong, shameful, etc. They deny who they are growing up to the point of seeking to overcompensate for their inner feelings. Some go into the clergy in the hopes of 'defeating' or perhaps overcoming/ignoring these feelings; often they are unable to succeed and you have the scandals. Some go into politics and try to hinder the progress of LGBT people because they are unable to accept their own nature. Had the same boy been born into a supportive environment, he might not have had a need to be either closeted or to 'fight' whatever sad fight he may otherwise wage against an enemy that, in reality, has become his own reflection in the mirror each morning.

It is very sad, but also perfectly logical...

zakfish88 said...

yes, i have long thought that also....the questioning and the resentment start young, and the loathing and suppression make them conservative repubs, and they legislate their feelings away......

longtimeamericalover said...

Glenn Beck was railing about education and was mocking people who have the incentive to learn. Think he has just found the group he wants to be associated with ... the "Value Voters". They won't give him any reason to feel insecure or question his unresearched propaganda.

Big Sis said...

Tom DeLay is the Liberace of his generation.

Mnemia said...

At least Liberace had talent. Tom DeLay? Not so much.

JerrysKid said...

So Coburn is saying that if you masturbate to porn you are "gay" for yourself? Therefore, you will be attracted to others of your sex.

Oh, boy! What is wrong with those people?

adlib said...

Repubs have hairy hands.

ikeedikeed said...

That's exactly what Coburn is saying which is why I, as a man, protect my heterosexuality by only watching lesbian pornography. That way the males don't inflict themselves inward on me and I'm able to fulfill the responsibilities of marriage. At least I was until my wife ran off with that Republican woman.

Gretchen30 said...

I think, but am not sure, but I think that he means that it makes you want to have sex with yourself. And since you are a man, that would make you be having sex with a man, so therefore, homosexual.
See the logic?
Twisted.

canarypapers said...

Tom Delay has to be one of the most effeminate "heterosexuals" I've seen in quite some time. I think there may be more than just a little sugar in Tom's tank. One judge said he was"very light on his feet", translation: Tom, you're a little light in the loafers, girlfriend!

Paul Koehler said...

I think the worst part is watching the Republican presidential hopefuls bow down before these religious wingnuts and pray for their blessing. Repugnant

mbdmamma said...

Disoriented speeches.

Disoriented party.

Disoriented followers.

Certainly no one in the group is worthy of speaking for America, let alone lead it.

Good riddance to the party and the wingnuts who listen and follow the advice of the GOP.
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trouzourt said...

Turning your sexual drive inward sounds painful.

crystalwolf said...

I think they can treat it on an outpatient basis, though.

legopix said...

Don't you find that Values Voters hate everyone's values?
And Freedom? They would take yours away no matter how you live your life. And rights? You have none.
If you do not believe me listen to the talking points of Values Voters, and Sarah Palin also because she has no values other than herself.

pensiveobserver said...

Exactly right. The only values they treasure and defend are their own. Anything else is sinful and evil... and leads to homosexuality, I guess.

loonatic112358 said...

What this points out is that these conservative Christians are so myopic that they really can't recognize
baloney when they hear it. But Stewart sure can. And it was enough on doc's bullshit meter to get him blogging again.

I hate stupid people said...

Now that report showing that red states are the top consumers of porn makes much more sense

EISENHAUER said...

"And I can say with conviction that the religious issues of these groups have little or nothing to do with conservative or liberal politics. The uncompromising position of these groups is a divisive element that could tear apart the very spirit of our representative system, if they gain sufficient strength."

-- Barry Goldwater

Republican party has been taken over by these loons.

LibertyHiller said...

So instead of addressing the economy or health care and the value of treating people fairly, they just stuck to their usual tired theme of blaming homosexuality and pornography? And they wonder why their party is in the minority?

PhilipMunger said...

These people have to stay on the fringe.

Bravo, Jon Stewart!

CatladyLinda said...

no trolls like 'awake and sing' here today to defend this insanity?

Ogre said...

that's because they are all on the Palin Slams America facebook page defending Palin's ignorance.

gluchnurse said...

Also because when doc shut down, they had nothing to disrupt and simply went away....

redelf said...

That Shwartz guy looks and sounds cr eepy. I wouldn't allow my kids to be around him.

skippydoorknob said...

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he is a pedophile.

ill in illinois said...

Yeah it never sounds good when the conversation starts, "I've spent a lot of time lately with young boys..."

StillRepublicanAfter said...

Many 10 year old boys enjoy killing things and tormenting animals, too. Is that where we are supposed to get our moral understanding of the world - from 10 year old boys? Wow, these wackos are so far gone they don't even know how deviant they sound.

adlib said...

10 year old boys also think 'girls are gross', so that's kinda ironic.

ad hoc said...

There's an interesting contradiction with these theocratic loonies. On the one hand being gay is the worst, most disgusting abomination possible and on the other it's so tempting it will spread like wild fire if given half a chance. But making sense has never been their strong point.

JerryFromCalifornia said...

when did Dancing with the Stars start allowing indicted felons on the show?

DJ BA Rock obama said...

I keep asking when his trial begins and WHY is he not being held in Texas due to his ability to run? Seems he is no better than Blago and should not be allowed on any shows.

cclawyer said...

Some are speculating that this is a backhanded way of burnishing his image with the jury pool.

hawkrew said...

Looks like we lost more than trolls, we lost some regulars, but that's OK. Doc will blog when he wants, we loyal commenters will just have to check back from time to time...

obama4life said...

Neocons and their supposed "values" are a blight on America.

Kristen said...

More like a cancer.

33mhz said...

I'm not entirely certain this isn't a separation of church and state. At what point does their tax exempt status get rebuked?

"We are keenly aware of the many demands placed on pastors' schedules, and we believe the Values Voter Summit presents a great opportunity to get church members informed and involved on the pastor's behalf."

http://www.valuesvotersummit.org/churches

Anachronist said...

Very scary to think that the USA could very easily turn into a theocracy. Free thinking has no place for them ( values voters ) and they don't understand that they are only opening the doors to their own demise. What's really going to happen is: get out your burqas and prayer rugs so that you can pray to DC five times a day.

oldenoughtoknowbetter said...

I listened to Carrie Prejean's Values Voter speech on Youtube. I haven't felt this sick since that Anita Bryant concert!

Buffy said...

I have to take a moment to thank everyone who left a note, sending their sympathy and well wishes on the death of my brother Nick. If you remember I wrote about him a few blogs ago about how he is an NRA member and a Republican--and how proud I was of him for allowing,encouraging his 14 year old daughter to attend the President's inauguration because it was a moment in history, and she had the opportunity to attend.
He was a good man.
You have no idea how much it helped to hear from all of you. Thank you.I was very touched,as was Doc, with the outpouring of concern. You helped me through a difficult time and I will always remember that. Buffy

proshot22 said...

You are very welcome, Buffy. You and doc have helped us thru some very difficult times as well, making us laugh as well as think on the issues.

Wumpie said...

Came here looking for a new blog, but am glad I read all the comments, especially yours Buffy. I know how hard it is to lose a brother and have some idea of what you're going through, since my own brother passed away last year with an unexpected heart attack. Take it one day at a time. Grief can be hard on the emotions.

globalcitizen said...

Buffy, I am so deeply sorry for your loss. Your brother sounds like a truly good man. Your comment was very, very touching.

fougasseu said...

Buffy, I don't know if you saw Grey's Anatomy or not last night, but it was a timely reminder for me of the five stages of grief:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

(Elisabeth Kübler-Ross)

JaneTheAvenger said...

Grief is good. It's honest and cleansing. It's the thing that allows you to move on. You want the sadness, Grief is good. It's honest and cleansing. It's the thing that allows you to move on. You want the sadness, and you want it to linger. But moving on, as hard as it may be, is the only direction. You have your memories of Nick, and no doubt many photos as well of him at all stages of his life; grief teaches us that there can be no NEW memories of your brother. That, I think, is the hardest part.

mad cathy said...

No new memories. That is so final, but so true. Which leaves us looking to the past for memories of when our loved ones were alive. Sad. But we can't live in the past, only the present, moving on to the future.

lyrical said...

When everything is dark, then we can find salvation in a remembered love,

a love that is not simply a recollection of a bygone past but a living force that sustains us in the present.

Through memory, love transcends the limits of time and offers hope at any moment of our lives.

keebiejeebie said...

In AA, the first step asks us to admit we're powerless over [fill in the blank]...booze, food, drugs, sex, gambling, whatever the problem may be.

In this case we have to admit we're powerless over death and loss. We can't bring anyone back--whether they left us by choice or not.

It seems simple, but once we truly grasp it, recovery can begin.

lyrical said...

What we call the beginning is often the end.

To make an end is to make a beginning.

The end is where we start from.

Gwendolyn said...

Recovery from grief can't be rushed. Grief, as with anything, is born, lives, and at last, dies. Hopefully Buffy your grief will be short lived, and you will be able to celebrate the life of your brother, and move on, as I'm sure he would want you to.

StillRepublicanAfter said...

Your brother was an NRA republican who sent his teenage daughter to President Obama's inauguration... sounds like a very special man, who will be missed a great deal.

Aunt J-ha said...

Everyone who's read doc's intro knows he's Dr. Robert Beechinor, who lives in Central New York near Syracuse.

A search of the Post-Standard Obituaries found Nick.

Even though I now know your first name, you'll always be Buffy to me and all of us. Your secret is safe and your privacy is respected.

I have never in my life seen an obituary this long! Buffy's brother was quite a man.

http://obits.syracuse.com/obituaries/syracuse/obituary.aspx?n=nicholas-capogreco&pid=133187557

facingreality said...

Wow! Impressive!

adlib said...

“Just because you’re deceased, you shouldn’t be discouraged.”

-- Woody Allen

costadelbarto said...

Looks like doc's blogs are gonna be few and far between. Anybody want to comment on anything? At all?

Wumpie said...

Nope. I'm good.

snuffaluffagus said...

It's the weekend. Nothing happens on weekends anyway.

glitch said...

...and on the seventh day, doc rested...

revjeff said...

amen

keepingfaith said...

Nothing happened on Sunday, or so far today...

maven said...

[yawn]

*crickets*

BeltwayBandit said...

There was a massive Philippine storm that left 106 dead and missing. Not all that funny; just the only news.

jimbei said...

It's crazy. The first clip from this bbc footage is heartbreaking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8277069.stm

MObamican said...

The rainfall has reached 412mm (compared to Katrina: 350mm) and it's still raining!!

ConcernFromCanada said...

Keep in mind that Americans also have the option for flood insurance. Filipinos don't even have that option.

After the floods die down then Filipinos have to deal with whatever diseases those waters carried. Those rivers that overflowed are disgustingly polluted.

dianhow said...

They knew it was a big storm, but no one could have known that it would rain continuously for 12 hours. It didn't let up for even a few minutes.

123dee said...

140 are confirmed dead so far, and the numbers are expected to go up

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090928/D9B0K0OO1.html

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