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Thursday, October 9, 2008

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS AS TRAINS

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Palin's toy train is off the tracks LOL

Anonymous said...

Great pic. Sums them up nicely.

Anonymous said...

The election now depends on the 8% of the voters who are still undecided and they fall into a variety of categories: the Chronically Insecure, Racist Democrats, Attention Seekers -- and a whopping 45% of Stupid.

The Stupid are the swingiest of the swing voters -- and they, as they always will decide this election, because stupid people vote, although some will forget to,many will make simple mistakes -- eat their ballots, go into the voting booth only to urinate and leave.
But some will vote and only personal attacks affect them. ... And on November 4th, the election will be in their hands.

Anonymous said...

Dr. B. covered this in yesterday's blog. Red States will only turn Blue if enough above average IQ voters turn out in force, because the presidency is decided in the electoral college (if a state goes to Obama, he gets all the electoral votes).

If you live in a Red State. get your intelligent friends to vote Obama/Biden!!! (it goes without saying that anyone voting Republican after the last 8 years has got to be hopelessly stupid)

Anonymous said...

If some people vote for McCain just because he's white, they're stupid. Can they guess how McCain will thank them for their votes? He will continue to punish them and reward the rich at the voter's expense.

Anonymous said...

My fellow prisoners, I cannot get to where I want to be without your support. So, my friends, and fellow prisoners, for the next 28 days I shall rely on more of the racial attacks that you've been seeing from my campaign over the last couple of weeks.
McCain actually said my fellow prisoners in a speech today! Google it.

Anonymous said...

i have met plenty of white people who will secretly vote for Obama, but would never say it out loud because of the people they are around.

Anonymous said...

So they're around stupid people I take it.

Anonymous said...

Christian fundamentalist racists, so yeah. Stupid. Well, some are quite smart and successful Republican types, so a better work maybe is ignorant.

Anonymous said...

stu-pid: characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness

ig-nor-ant: lacking in knowledge; uninformed

they go together nicely

Anonymous said...

John McCain has already shown his brilliant vetting policy with Sarah Palin. I'm confident he'll pick a crack team for his administration. I'm hoping for Elizabeth Hasselbeck as Secretatry of State!

Anonymous said...

It's incomprehensible to me how there can be so many people out there that are brain dead enough to support knuckleheads like McCain and Palin.

Anonymous said...

My husband, blue collar white guy, truck mechanic, flag outside on the front porch, not a political junkie at all (basically, someone Sarah Palin would condescendingly describe as "Joe Six-Pack"), called me a little while ago to tell me he sent $25 to Obama's campaign. (With no prompting at all from me, BTW.)

It was his first political contribution in the 20 years I've known him. You know why he did it? Because McCain called Obama "that one." He yelled at the screen when McCain said that, and couldn't stop venting about it all through the debate.

I can't exactly describe his reaction -- it wasn't just "how dare he insult the candidate I'm voting for." It was as if it was his patriotic duty to help stand up for Obama and stop McCain.

So I think he truly accepts and sees Obama as his president- Red Stater on surface appearances, but Blue Stater at heart.

Anonymous said...

Okay, that made me giggle.

Dr. B. said...

Yay! One of Julie's (my daughter) comments came through; she's been having trouble posting here from her home in SC, but her mother's PC in Syracuse lets her comment. Kewl.

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