Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice), center, went on the Today Show to hawk her new workout video "Totally Fit: Mel B."
In the above picture Brown is demonstrating how to use CANNED FOOD (note: use full cans) as exercise weights with show co-hosts Kathie Lee Gifford, left, and Hoda Kotb (real name Choda Kotb. Dropping the 'C' makes a world of difference, don't you think?).
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Why is this today's blogpost? Because February 5th was a slow news day and I couldn't find anything much to satirize....
Still, there was some news. Here it is in 100 seconds if you're that desperate:
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Uh Oh, Sp Scary O's!
Yes We Can..............?
The new spokesmodels for 'Chef Boy R Duh.'
the cancan makes a comeback
Wall Street spa and food bank
Attack of the Stepford Wives!
Quick! Kathy Lee is stealing the soup!
no caption to add, but they should at least take off the damn 3" heels!
"Surveillance cameras captured what appears to be three models running away from a grocery store store that they had just burglarized.
Store manager Lhasa Apso said the only things the three ladies managed to get were 3 cans of Diet Coke, 1 can of hair spray, a bottle of Corton-Charlemagne 2004 white burgundy, and 1 can of Spam.
The three were captured a half a block away, since the women found it difficult to make a getaway wearing 3 inch heels."
"Coming this summer from Universal....Charlie's Cougars"
"The Unemployment Shuffle is sweeping the nation!"
"Recession got you down? Make the most out of your local canned food drive!"
"PHEW--WHO'S BEEN EATING THE BEANS?"
"What?? The directions said to stir frequently."
"The three Eastwick witches shown here are known for pelting their victims with high sodium foods -they say it tenderizes the meat- before flying away on their brooms to make their 'witches brew.' If you have any information concerning these women please contact the F.B.I.'s Office of Paranormal Affairs.
"These broads should be canned!"
Or
"Look at the cans on these broads!"
"Three awkwardly walking women managed to smuggle THREE cans a-piece out of the store today."
"Nice cans"
"It's the 'Let's Tease The Hungry Workout'"
"Shaken - not stirred"
"We represent
the lollipop gang!
The lollipop gang!
The lollipop gang!"
"Two Wall Street residents find food after recent Wall Street disaster. Third resident caught looting."
PRESENTING THE "OLD SPICE GIRLS"
"The Supremes reunion was a failure"
"A cougar sandwich with a sexy chocolate center. Yummy!"
"White Women Can't Dance"
"No soup for you!!" - soup nazi
"You put the lime in the can of soup You shake it all up, you put the lime in the....."
- Harry Nilsson
(Homage to Adrian Zmed in 'Bachelor Party')
"Check out the cans on those bimbos!"
"Please, walk this way"
"We're off to see the surgeon, the wonderful surgeon of Oz!"
"Side effects may include sudden food cravings, loss of muscle control and an overactive bladder."
"We're on TV and We're idiots."
"Not only can we can-can,
we can can-can-can"
"Let's do the time-warp again.
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right"
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
"We must, we must,
We must increase our bust.
For better, for better,
To fill our baggy sweater."
"Can't wait to eat these Spaghetti-Os when our workout is finished!"
"....You do the hokey pokey..."
"I'll trade you the creamed corn for the sliced peaches!"
"Campbell's Beefing Up"
"Come on girls.... do your part in the war on terror. If bin Laden sneaks into your kitchen, throw creamed corn at him!"
"This is the Crisco workout - get rid of the fat in your can"
"In these tough economic times, the Stepford Wives are forced to make some cutbacks in their exercise regimen."
"The girls demonstrate how to keep your spirits up when in a soup line in the coming economy......"
"Desperate Ex-Wives"
Headline: "Cougars Rip Off Supermarket"
"If your can stays erect for more than 4 hours ...."
Nostro made a funny!
"Slam me to left if you're havin' a good time
Shake it to the right if you know you feel fine"
"We may be too old to shake our butts, but we can still swing our cans"
LOL I think we have a winner!
Here's a clip from our sexy new video "3 Girls, 6 Cans."
"Menopause On Parade"
"I wish they'd tell us when they wax the floor!"
"There's room for Sarah Palin in this conga line!"
"Dancing Chicks With Chicken Soup"
"THESE CAREERS ARE IN THE CAN!"
"Let's all go to the kitchen!" "Yes, let's all go to the kitchen!" "Let's all go to the kitchen, and have ourselves a snack!"
'Look ma, all cans!'
"Fresh from the liposuction competition, our contestants rush over to the cooking portion of the show..."
"That's right Bill, and it seems they all have picked.....canned pasta! Not much culinary skill involved, but a staple for lazy parents everywhere."
dude can even rant on a caption lol
It's a gift.
"Free Botox... Stage right!!!"
Looks kids, it's Meals on High Heels!!!!
YAAAAAY. Food delivery with a sense of style!!!
The Cangina Monologues
"Oh-oh, Spaghetti Hos!"
"Let's go whip these cans at Regis!"
"No, Ladies! You're supposed to be dancing the Macarena, NOT the macaroni!"
"This exercise pumps the heat into your hands, then from your hands into the canned food."
"There has GOT to be a smarter way to shoplift."
"Geez, they only threw SHOES at Bush."
"let's go away you chicken fat, go away, and use that chicken soup to get that way,let's go you chicken fat --go!!!
"RUN! We have enough food to last us months!"
"The Witches of Cheese-Brick"
"Kathie Lee! You forgot your broom!"
Charlie's Angels: Vengeance of the Soup Can.
Cost of Clothes:
$ hundreds
Hours spent with Personal Trainer: $ hundreds
Convincing women they can look like this by moving with cans of food: Priceless
"New rollerball rules permit use of soup cans as weapons."
"Canned Food - It's not just for eating anymore"
"Seen here: the Today Show primer on Franco-American relations."
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