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Sunday, December 7, 2008

THIS BLOG IS TAKING SOME SICK DAYS


Something's gone wrong with my shoulder, osteoarthritis has smashed my shoulder joint with an excruciating pain stick or something. Anyway, I've been way too out of it to post anything. Hopefully I'll see the doctor on Monday and something'll be done. Thanks for your patience, and, you know, like, sorry...

Here's your weekly address from Saturday by President-Almost Barack Obama
(again - sorry, posted late because I've been, and am, kinda out of it):

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear that pain kinda hurts.
Hope you feel better.

Anonymous said...

We won't desert you. We'll read your older posts and catch up.
Sorry. Get well

Anonymous said...

maybe Sarah Palin will do something so freaking outrageous that you'll just have to blog thru the pain. Take care.

Anonymous said...

Your fans are many and loyal. We'll check back here every day until you're up to speed.

Anonymous said...

sending good thoughts your way...

Anonymous said...

Hey gang
maybe if it hurts him too much to write, it hurts too much to read. We should back off here, okay?

Anonymous said...

In case you're reading comments, get well quick, doc. We need our daily brainlashing!

Anonymous said...

you're in our a)thoughts b)prayers c)all of the above d)none of the above

Anonymous said...

b)

Anonymous said...

a)

Anonymous said...

e)

Anonymous said...

I call a moratorium on comments for today.

Anonymous said...

I call shotgun

Anonymous said...

WTF is a moratorium?

Anonymous said...

I'd call it if I could say it and knew what it was.

Anonymous said...

moratorium

mor·a·to·ri·um

Function:
noun

Inflected Form(s):
plural mor·a·to·riums
also mor·a·to·ria

Etymology:
New Latin, from Late Latin, neuter of moratorius dilatory, from Latin morari to delay, from mora delay
Date:
1875

1 a: a legally authorized period of delay in the performance of a legal obligation or the payment of a debt b: a waiting period set by an authority

2: a suspension of activity

Anonymous said...

well I'm glad THAT was cleared up.

Anonymous said...

I was suspended from school once, but Charlie Palmer did it, not me, I swear.

Anonymous said...

I'm suspending my activity right.......................





NOW!

Anonymous said...

MORATORIUM GRANTED BY CONSENSUS









I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

Anonymous said...

Who's this 'Consensus' person, and why does he/she get to approve anything?

I want a vote!


and I vote for Sarah Palin.

Just kidding.

OK, no more comments starting.....NOW!

Anonymous said...

I think we could ALL take some sick days.

Anonymous said...

I'm definitely taking a snew day.

Anonymous said...

What's snew?

Anonymous said...

Not much. What's new with you?

Anonymous said...

Great cartoon...LOL!

Hope you'll feel better soon! Osteoarthritis sucks.

Anonymous said...

don't stop commenting--he's sick not dead.

Besides--I love your comments and read them every day.

Dr. B. said...

Me too!
The dr just gave me a cortisone shot right in the shoulder joint, so I'm feeling some relief. Had a dehydration scare, but Buffy the-ever-vigilant had me pound down a bottle of Gatorade.
still not blog-ready tho....

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