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Unbalanced. Unfair. I report. I decide.
Dates separate each post, barely, so look for the dates on the left. Print is large & readable. Comment section is unchanged. My Profile info was at the bottom, but I moved it back to the top. Deal with it.
[Disclaimer: Pursuant to the UCC (Uniform Comedy Code), all depictions of events and persons on this site are more real than reality itself, and therefore any resemblance to reality is not really real.]
Unbalanced. Unfair. I report. I decide.
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. If you have already abandoned hope, please disregard this notice. In this blog, you'll be exposed to the way I see things. Lots of things. Stuff I think of. Things that happen. Random weirdness. Occasional seriousness. My life. My world. My universe. My reality. By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind....
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- CAPTION THIS PHOTO OF PRESIDENT OBAMA AND FERGIE
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117 comments:
"I think you got me confused with an earlier President, sweetheart."
You look a lot hotter than the Fergie I met in England
"Make sure you burn that blue dress"
(and doc and buffy made excellent comments yesterday..)
Fergalicious
(I thought Fergie was a blonde?)
(she was, but once you go black, you never go back)
There once was this President guy
Who was known for being quite shy
But when Ferg came to town
It was time to get DOWN
Just don't tell that FBI guy
Now THAT's a cigar!
did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Monica Lewinski ?
Did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Will Smith?
touché even
how do you make that accent over the e?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you...
Do you think the photographers can see my hand?
"Please keep your hands where Michelle can see them."
funny
LOL!
Oh,man! It's really, really, REALLY good to be the king!
"After being stuck in a room with Ben Bernanke all day, it's even easier to appreciate how Fergalicious you really are."
"That's what 'London Bridge' is? Wait 'til I tell Michelle, we've been doing it wrong."
"Come around the back and I can show you the new swing set."
Obama: 'You must have heard that we still have a few vacant positions at the white house...I was wondering if you wanted to be an intern?'
"Yes, there is change in my pocket. No need to put your hand in it. Take your President's word. It's change you can believe in."
Love this!
Good. :)
Love that one!!
Who is fergie
wouldn't YOU like to know!
she's a pop singer when she's solo, and also in the rap/hip hop group The Black Eyed Peas (with Will. I. Am.)
all AZ heard was blah blah blah
Google her and come back when you have a witty caption, OK fella?
Obama: "Hey, do you see that 5'11" African American woman, smiling with those two little girls over in the corner? well I want to keep her smiling, so PLEASE run along."
Yes!
co-sign
Uh, yeah, Fergie, I meant pet the other dog.
Secretary Fergie helps President Obama on his stimulus package.
"Get out of my way Mr. Armisen, I'm here to see the President."
???
Fred Armisen's the guy on SNL that does a great impression of the president.
Ok, I just need you to turn your head and cough..
Your real name isn't Monica by any chance?
There once was a girl from the Black-Eyed Peas
Who made men turn weak at the knees
When she propositioned Obama
He rebuffed her, the charmer
But he downloaded her MP3s
Is that a black Portuguese water dog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
There once was this charming brunette
Who's formal first name was Fergette
She went to D.C.
To meet Mister B
and ended up getting all wet
damn, lyrical, you're kinda overachieving here (but you're funny)
So it's settled then, baby - we'll go up in the gym and be workin' on our fitness.
you put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
Then you shake it all about
(not exactly one of lyrical's, but you get the idea)
Fergie: "Now, now Barry - only if you say the magic words...."
Obama: "Black Eyed Pleeeease?"
"No, seriously. Michelle will kick your butt."
The Audacity of Grope
lmao
WINNER!!!
that's good!
Fergie and President Obama prepare for their upcoming appearance on "Dancing With Stars"
♪Happy Birthday Mista Pres-i-dent♪
"No Fergie, you misheard me. I said I'd like to shake hands with your posse!"
LMFAO!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(shanghai slim takes Joey B aside and explains that 'posse' sounds a lot like a slang word for the female genitalia. Joey B blushes and prances out of the room)
lol
Willing.i.am
Girl, you weren't kidding you're Clumsy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN9vm95SocU
great video fergie's awesome
Now careful! We don't want to mess up your dress.
FERGIE: Actually, Mr. President, it's deflation that is now the biggest concern. It's all part of my economics plan I call "Fergie-nomics."
Fergie: Now THAT'S what I call a stimulus package!
Great caption!
Agreed! Good one!
You want to get tea bagged?
Fergie just prior to being incinerated by Michelle Obama's missile defense laser stare......
Hey there... That's not my Blackberry little Missy
I promise, Mr. President....I'll get the coat dry cleaned.
Captions aside, that picture really is very suspect. rofl
Obama: When I heard you wanted to re-unite with the Blackeyed Peas, this isn't what came to mind.
"Wait a second...... Ok, does she look jealous yet?"
Ahhh... Now I know why Bill Clinton liked this job!
Is that a stimulus package or are you just happy to see me?
"It's really nice to meet you too...now when did you say the rest of the Spice Girls were arriving?"
Oh, PIRATES! I thought you asked if I did Pilates.
Did I mention that my Secret Service code name is "Longfellow"?
good one.
"Yeahnizetameetchawherezatpuppy?"
Fergie: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk?
Obama: Actually, we're calling them legacy assets now.
Meet me in back.
This time YOU be Marilyn, and I'll be JFK.
"Nope. The Presidential Blackberry is in my other pocket."
I can see your roots...absolutely not...I have more important things to do. Might Michelle and I show you our two kids and the country I run?
Fergie: " Oh, now I know why Michelle is always smiling!"
'Fergie, if you get one inch closer Michelle will black eye your peas.'
this one makes me laugh :)
US President Obama asking singer Fergie if she could babysit Sasha and Melia next Saturday evening.
Why don't you come into my oval orifice, i mean office, Mr. President?
Fergie: The good ones are always already taken.
"You know, if I was Bill Clinton, you'd be in real trouble."
Yes we can.
Obama thinking "If she just moves a little to her left I can see right down her...ah! There we Go!"
that's funny
Ever heard of a 'Lewinsky'?
So delicious (it's hot, hot)♪
So delicious (I put Barack on rock, rock)♪
So delicious (he wanna slice of what I got)♪
I'm Fergalicious ♪
Upon seeing this photo Glenn Beck went into a frenzy screaming, "If it wasn't bad enough that he is the antichrist and a fascist-socialist, now he is stealing our white women! Just light us on fire already MR. PRESIDENT!"
Fergie auditions for the position of White House Intern.
♪ Gotta get that BOOM BOOM POW! ♪
Broom closet in 5
Obama- Darn girl, you got any black in you?
Fergie- No
Obama- Want some?
baaaaaaad! but I laughed out loud.
Fergie: So I just go down that hall, pull the candle stick twice, and the secret Kennedy Room opens?
*Singing* Your humps, your humps, your lovely lady bumps!
Get any closer and the Secret Service will wrestle you to the ground... and they'd love to.
lol
Who are you again? when they said Fergie, I was expecting the Dutchess of York.
The lass with a voice made of gold
Made a move on the Prez quite bold
But he just gave a hug
With a smile on his mug
As he left her out in the cold.
the dude's on a roll. Lol.
"Wanna play Intern?"
No thanks, this didn't work out so well for the last guy that tried it.
There once was this big time world leader
Who's life couldn't get too much sweeter
He had a wife and a dog,
An internet blog
And a pop star massaging his peter
kudos. you have a definite gift
Obama thinking:
Just smile and avert eyes!! Repeat, smile and avert eyes!!!
I like that. It fits the photo.
It's good to be the President!
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